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Funny WhatsApp status is a category in which You will get Funny WhatsApp status. If we use Funny WhatsApp status in our Whatsapp Messenger then People will be happy and smile, So here is the collection of Funny WhatsApp status.

Funny WhatsApp status:

IF SCHOOL HAS TAUGHT US ANYTHING, IT’S TEXTING WITHOUT LOOKING 🙂

 

PEOPLE THAT CHANGE LOVE STATUS AFTER 30 SEC… GF IS THE REASON…

 

YOU CAN NEVER BUY LUV….BUT STILL U HAVE TO PAY FOR IT ..

 

HIS I.Q. IS SO LOW YOU DON’T NEED 2 HANDS TO COUNT IT.

 

IF YOU’RE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK, JUST KISS MY A$$!

 

STATUS: I ON NOT ON WHATSAPP..

 

I CAN EXPLAIN IT TO YOU BUT I’M AFRAID YOUR SKULL MIGHT BLAST.

 

SARCASM IS ONE OF THE SERVICE OFFER.

 

WHEN NOTHING SEEMS RIGHT THEN GO LEFT…

 

HASTE RAHO-HASATE RAHO-KHUSH RAHO.

 

ALL MY LIFE I THOUGHT AIR IS FREE UNTIL I BOUGHT A BAG OF CHIPS.

 

OOOOOOO…..DON’T COPY MY STATUS.

 

PSYCHIATRIST TOLD ME THAT I WAS CRAZY AND I SAID I WANT A SECOND OPINION, YOU’RE UGLY TOO HE SAID.

 

MOST OF THE FRUITS I KNOW NOW ARE JUST BECAUSE OF THE SHAMPOO I USE.

 

WHEN YOUR PHONE ARE 1% BATTERY & ANYONE WHO SENDS A MESSAGE, OR CALLING, BECOMES THE ENEMY ..

 

I ASKED GOD FOR A MONEY, HE DIDN’T GIVE. SO I STOLE MONEY AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS.

 

YOU MARRY SO THAT YOU CAN KNOW EACH OTHER AND THE PROCESS LASTS FOR INFINITY.

 

70% BOY HAVE GF ,OTHER THEN HAVE BRAIN!

 

MAN ASK A TRAINER IN THE GYM: “I WANT 2 IMPRESS THAT GIRL… , WHICH MACHINE CAN I USE?” TRAINER REPLIES: “USE THE ATM”!

 

IF BRAIN IS POWERFUL WHY DON’T EVERYONE USE IT.

 

I AM NOT LAZY, I AM ON ENERGY SAVING MODE…

 

WOMEN CAN DEBATE ON ANY TOPIC,EXCEPT GK

 

EXCUSE ME …. PLEASE EMPTY UR POCKETS …. I THINK U STOLE MY HEART.

 

THEY THOUGHT I WANTED A JOB, BUT I JUST WANTED A PAY CHECKS..

 

ALL THE RULES ARE MADE.. TO BE BREAK.

 

TO SAVE WATER , I DRINK V0DKA

 

CAN I CLICK YOUR PHOTO, I LOVE CAPTURING NATURAL DISASTERS.

 

IF PEOPLE ARE TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK, JUST FART

 

YOU CAN NEVER CONVINCE A WOMEN WHO GIVES YOU S3-X

 

MAHH PHONE,MAHH STATUS.LOL.

 

WHENEVER I THINK OF QUITTING SMOKING, I NEED A CIGAR TO THINK.

 

MOSQUITOES ARE LIKE FAMILY. ANNOYING BUT THEY CARRY YOUR BLOOD.

 

WITH GREAT GIRLFRIEND COMES GREAT EXPENSES.

 

I WAKE UP WHEN I CANT HOLD MY PEE IN ANY LONGER…##

 

DEAR AUTO-CORRECT, PLEASE STOP CHANGING MY HARSH WORDS INTO NICE 1’S.

 

THE SWIMMING POOL IS A BEST AND SAFE PLACE TO FART.

 

ALWAYS RESPECTS YOUR SELF!

 

DRINK TILL YOU BECOME THE GREATEST PHILOSOPHER OF YOUR OWN WORLD!

 

DRUNK PEOPLE RUN ON RED LIGHT…, NORMAL PEOPLE WAIT FOR THEM TO TURN GREEN.!

 

PROBLEM IS THE ONLY THING WHICH NEED NOT BE SOUGHT AFTER.

 

WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE_ ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED.

 

GOD IS REALLY CREATIVE , I MEAN ..JUST LOOK AT ME..

 

!BRAIN IS WORK MORE ..WHEN YOU CAN USE…..

 

PLEASE BE PATIENT BECAUSE TOILET CAN HANDLE ONLY 1 A$$ HOLE AT A TIME.

 

ENGINEERS AND PRESSURE COOKER ARE SIMILAR- BOTH CAN HANDLE PRESSURE VERY WELL.

 

ALCOHOL WILL GIVE DIFFERENT, TYPE OF POWER!..

 

GOOD GIRLS ARE ACTUALLY BAD GIRLS WHO NEVER GET CAUGHT. ( WHATSAPP STATUS FUNNY )

 

3 MISTAKE DONE BY EVERYONE ..WHATSAPP,FACEBOOK & GF!

 

MY STUDY SCHEDULE : STUDY-10 MIN REST- 1 HR

 

CAN’T YOU BE LITTLE LOUD,I CAN’T FEEL YOUR ENERGY.

 

WHICH EXERCISE MACHINE DO I NEED TO IMPRESS GIRL? TRAINER SAID ATM.

 

IF I AGREED WITH YOU WE BOTH WERE WRONG.

 

WHY GOD?WHY DON’T BEAUTIFUL GIRLS DON’T HAVE BRAIN!

 

I DON’T DRINK ALCOHOL! BUT FEEL AWESOME..

 

REASON WHY I CHANGE MY STATUS EVERY DAY IS MY GF WANTS ME TO DO THAT.

 

ITS ALWAYS THAT THE JUNIOR AND SENIOR BATCHES HAVE NICE GIRLS. ( LATEST WHATSAPP STATUS FUNNY )

 

NO I DIDN’T TRIP …THE FLOOR LOOKED LIKE …IT NEEDED A HUG!.

 

MY HUMOR IS BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING. ISN’T THAT FUNNY

 

I’M THE BOSS AND SO IS MY WIFE.LOL

 

I LOVE MY JOB ONLY WHEN I AM ON HOLIDAY…..

 

MARRIAGE IS THE CAUSE OF DIVORCE.!

 

LIFE IS TOO SHORT – CHAT FAST!

 

I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SURVIVE WHOLE LIFE, UNLESS THE KEYS OF LOCKER ARE WITH MY WIFE.

 

CIGARETTE CHODNA SABSE ASAN H- MAIN HAZARO BAAR CHHOD_ CHUKKA HU…!!

 

I SHAMPOO CAN BE RICH LOOKING WHY CAN’T WE.

 

I HAVE HAD A GREAT DAY,BUT THAT AIN’T TODAY

 

BRAIN IS INTELLIGENT !WHY NOT HAVE EVERYONE…

 

I LIVE IN A WORLD OF FANTASY, SO KEEP UR REALITY AWAY FROM ME!

 

MANY TIMES A MAN MAKES MISTAKE OF MARRYING WHOLE GIRL WHEN HE LOVES HER DIMPLES.

 

ITS ALWAYS FUN TO LOOK BACK 5 YEARS OLD PHOTO OF OURSELVES ( WHATSAPP STATUS FUNNY )

 

MARRIAGE IS SUBJECT TO MARKET RISK.

 

I HATE PEOPLE WHO STEAL MY IDEAS, BEFORE I THINK OF THEM 🙂

 

ETC MEANING – END OF THINKING CAPACITY..

 

I AM EXPERIENCING LIFE @ OF 30 WTF’S EVERY DAY

 

IF I AM WIRED WITH YOU THEN I LIKE YOU..

 

BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN, THERE IS EXPENSIVE WOMAN.

 

GIRLS USE PHOTOSHOP TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL.. & BOYS USE PHOTOSHOP TO SHOW THEIR CREATIVITY…

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